So i have this giant pencil right


I think we all know where this is going.


the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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*tap dances over to u* bitch do we have a problem

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friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay




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if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

But then in that situation, you wouldn’t. Because you would have to have done some crimes, leaving the house constantly to declare that. So you don’t really spend time at home…

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do u consider me a friend too or am i annoying: the movie

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*blogs the pain away*

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you know when you try to keep yourself from sounding disappointed and then your voice does the wobbly thing and fuCK

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im from hk & mine is coming in 2 weeks !!  cant wait !! 

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a thrilling story of hope, heartache and success 

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i am really upset that i cant imagine colors that dont exist

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the new slogan for tumblr.com

i will not rest until this gets a million notes

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