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bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

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louisasahinas:

hitting the ‘back to top’ button on your dash

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andrewgiraffields:

Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me

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r3d1sth3b3stcolor:

falcon-knight:

ok STORYTIME

my mom gave me this gift for my birthday

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at first i was like

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please don’t tell me it’s a sex toy

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but then i was like

oh it’s a necklace in which you can put a special pearl

and i-

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make a wish?

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i think i just became a magical girl.

coolest fucking gift ever

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undercover-magi:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

meladoodle:

*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin

idk man it was inside a vagina more recently than you were

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meladoodle:

bewbin:

meladoodle:

i could eat a whole avocado right now

avocadon’t

avocago away

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plop-alot:

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kaalashnikov:

how to seduce me:

  • deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account
  • dont talk to me

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clamjob:

MY NUDES image

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how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

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nice-wig-janis:

asking your hairdresser for a trim and they cut too much:
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dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

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me: I haven't had a date since..
me: *silence*
me: omg I don't even remember
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Straight White Boy Problem #92

straightwhiteboyproblems:

i asked my gf to get me a hot chocolate a couple weeks ago and instead she got me an ICED hot chocolate from starbucks AND she also got herself a caramel ICED coffee. i wasnt mad but when i asked her ‘why’ she said she cant post hot drinks on instagram because the cups arent clear and it wont get any likes wtf

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