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neoliberalismkills:

the real struggle in 2004

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posted 1 week ago with 362,333 notes  tomhonks)

themes:

Cynosure

A responsive grid theme with an awesome fading background image.

  • Huge header/background image
  • Grid layout
  • Hidden sidebar for Twitter, Instagram, Flickr and Dribbble widget integration
  • Choose from over 600 fonts with Google web font integration
  • Over 50 customisation options including custom logo, colours and background image upload

See Cynosure and more at tumblr.com/themes.

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crrocs:

When people change their last name on facebook to Bieber

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ev4n-perks:

NOW I KNOW WHY OUR GENERATION IS SO SARCASTIC AND CYNICAL

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posted 1 week ago with 365,469 notes  sesamestreet)

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posted 1 week ago with 24,341 notes  domsebastian)

mytra-fallen-angel:

stunningpicture:

My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.

This made me cry so hard because I haven’t seen the cursive alphabet in so long  they’ve stopped teaching it where I live 

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posted 1 month ago with 239,653 notes  stunningpicture)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

British Tumblr Posts photoset #2

Want to see more country Photosets?

American Photoset #1 

Canadian Photoset #3

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posted 1 month ago with 120,318 notes  itsstuckyinmyhead)

elven-whisperer:

Ferguson Police: He was trying to steal Candy from a store and was pushing and punching-

Store: -Actually that didn’t happen.

Ferguson Police: Well, he forced his way into a cop’s car, shoved the police man to grab and steal his gun to use on-

Witnesses: - Actually he was standing several feet away from the police, before he was shot by the police man.

Ferguson Police: Well he-

Mr. Fizzles: image

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cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

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posted 1 month ago with 154,244 notes  cyberho)

witchpop:

*announces my pregnancy at your funeral to shift the attention around to me*

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posted 1 month ago with 93,365 notes  yoncevevo)

TRUE ZODIAC PREDICTIONS 99.9999% GUARANTEED SO RELATABLE YOU WILL BE MYSTIFIED

Aries: You will celebrate your birthday between March 21st and April 19th
Taurus: You will celebrate your birthday between April 20th and May 20th
Gemini: You will celebrate your birthday between May 21st and June 20th
Cancer: You will celebrate your birthday between June 21st and July 22nd
Leo: You will celebrate your birthday between July 23rd and August 22nd
Virgo: You will celebrate your birthday between August 23rd and September 22nd
Libra: You will celebrate your birthday between September 23rd and October 22nd
Scorpio: theres a chocolate coin in your ass remove it b4 ur nxt dr's appt.
Sagittarius: You will celebrate your birthday between November 22nd and December 21st
Capricorn: You will celebrate your birthday between December 22nd and January 19th
Aquarius: You will celebrate your birthday between January 20th and February 18th
Pisces: You will celebrate your birthday between February 19th and March 20th
posted 1 month ago with 16,837 notes  neongenesisevangaylion)

gnumblr:

gnumblr:

google is letting you design a bracelet for free and will 3D print and ship them for free in the US

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go ape shit with this

now that this post has gotten around somewhat I wish I came up with better phrases for my sample bracelets

posted 1 month ago with 30,713 notes  gnumblr)

keyblacles:

how to get a girls panties wet:

  1. kiss her roughly 
  2. shove her down on the bed
  3. slip off her underwear
  4. slam dunk em in the toilet

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posted 1 month ago with 413,829 notes  shibruhinu)

kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

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posted 1 month ago with 512,113 notes  zootedboy)